checker: Hey, were you in here earlier tonight?
checker: Hunh. . .’cause there’s someone who looks just like you.
me: I’ve heard that before, actually.
checker: You have a doppul—what’s that word?
checker: Oh, yeah. . .’doppelganger.’ He looks exactly like you, but he was wearing a blue shirt.
me (wearing a multi-colored striped shirt): Crazy! But yeah, I’ve heard that I have at least one in town. My main doppelganger is from Massachusetts, though.
checker: (long, awkward pause) Well, Mr. [my last name], you saved six dollars and forty-nine cents.
checker: Have a good evening.
me: Thanks, you too.