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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 03:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t like to jam.  There, I said it. Musicians are supposed to enjoy jamming, it seems, but I usually prefer to work on songs with structure and create &#8216;perfect&#8217; parts for them.  I do love to improvise, however, and I always jump at the opportunity to do so, especially with other musicians who can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t like to jam.  There, I said it.</p>
<p>Musicians are supposed to enjoy jamming, it seems, but I usually prefer to work on songs with structure and create &#8216;perfect&#8217; parts for them.  I do love to improvise, however, and I always jump at the opportunity to do so, especially with other musicians who can also improvise well.  I don&#8217;t know how to explain the difference between a Jam and an Improvisation, but a jam always seems so much more lame somehow.  It also implies that an actual song will come from it, as opposed to an improvisation, which exists as its own separate entity and then disappears into the ether.</p>
<p>The perfect opportunity came when a guitarist friend of mine used to host a weekly Not-Jam at his place.  It was all a group of professionals from various bands, and whoever wasn&#8217;t gigging that night had an open-ended invitation to come down and play.  There were two drum sets, a bunch of guitars, amps, keyboards, saxophones, percussion instruments, a full PA system, and everything.  The idea was to bring your instrument and your drink (or whatever) of choice, and everyone would grab whatever they felt like playing, and we&#8217;d all see what happened.  It was very Zen, and I miss those nights.  I&#8217;ve considered starting my own improvisational group of acoustic instruments.  I&#8217;ll play cello or accordion, and invite other string players and brass players, and anyone else who plays an acoustic instrument.</p>
<p>About five years ago, I was really trying hard to make a living at recording, despite the fact that I just getting started, and wasn&#8217;t quite up to that task yet, but that&#8217;s neither here nor there.  I try to carefully pick and choose the people I work with, since you end up spending a good deal of time with people when you&#8217;re in the studio with them, and I have to really like them and their music in order to want to spend that much time with it.  I would hate to slog through day after day with a black metal band, for example.  Not that there&#8217;s anything inherently wrong with black metal&#8212;you have to be an amazing musician to play it&#8212;it&#8217;s just not my thing, and I&#8217;d prefer to focus on My Thing.</p>
<p>So anyway, five years ago.  A songwriter friend hooked me up with a friend of his who I&#8217;ll call G, not because he&#8217;s a gangsta, but because that&#8217;s his first initial.  I didn&#8217;t find his songs particularly compelling, but I decided to work with him as a favor to my friend.  Plus, I needed the money.  G was (and still is) a guy of a certain age, whose songs were more classic blues-rock than I gravitate towards.  He also has a sort of &#8216;Earth Mother&#8217; folky side to him that doesn&#8217;t quite jive with me, either, but he seemed to like what I did to his songs in pre-production, so we decided to work together a bit.</p>
<p>I told him that my usual way of working was (and still is) to record him doing his thing, and then I usually play most or all of the other instruments around what he had done.  I told him that I play drums and bass and all kinds of other things, and he wanted to hear me do that so he could assess my skills.  Fair enough.  He also had a weekly jam session with his friends, and he invited me to join them at his friend&#8217;s beautiful house near Mount Tabor.  They had all the instruments already, so I wouldn&#8217;t need to bring anything if I didn&#8217;t want to.  It was an offer too good to refuse, so I took him up on it.  I also brought my accordion and five-string Tobias bass, just in case.  I put them in the trunk of my forty-shades-of-purple BMW 2002 and drove over there.</p>
<p>It was quite different from the improvised music night that I&#8217;d been attending at my friend&#8217;s place, in that A) these guys were amateurs rather than professionals, and B) I suspect that they used their jam session nights as excuses to escape from their families and regular lives, rather than to express themselves musically.  I could be wrong, but that&#8217;s the impression I strongly got.   It was also different in that everybody else sat around and got high before we started playing.  I don&#8217;t smoke, myself, and I&#8217;ve found that when some people are blissed out, they occasionally overestimate their playing abilities.  That started out as one of those nights.</p>
<p>There were five musicians in the band, on guitar, bass, drums, piano, and organ, so whenever there was an instrument that wasn&#8217;t being played, I&#8217;d jump on it.  Usually that meant piano, but at G&#8217;s request, I played the drums a little bit, too, and played the bass a little bit.  Each song would start as a cacophony and then sort of find its way into a key.  We eventually hit our stride, played extremely well, and actually managed to create some beautifully dynamic pieces of improvised music.  After four or five songs, we all felt compelled to slap high-fives and have a group hug, which was interesting and a bit funny.</p>
<p>At that point, we&#8217;d been playing for a couple of hours, so we put our instruments down and walked into the kitchen to eat some food and refill our glasses.  We talked about how great playing together felt, and how amazing it was when songs spontaneously come together, almost as a form of emergence.  Suddenly, the pianist got very quiet and told us that he had a confession to make.  He had recently (maybe the week before) been diagnosed with Parkinson&#8217;s Disease, and he was gradually losing the use of his hands.  As a jazz pianist, this was particularly devastating, as I&#8217;m sure you can imagine.  This gave the evening an entirely new focus and <em>gravitas</em>, and Pianist told us how he would hear something in his head and attempt to play it, but his fingers were simply unable to comply.  He made a request that during our next song we go &#8216;all out&#8217;, in order that he could test the limits of his playing and manual dexterity.</p>
<p>I played my bass, and each of the other guys assumed their various roles, with the bassist switching between tambourine and percussion.  The pianist started the song as an atonal jazz ballad, and we all followed suit.  After a few minutes of atonality, my mind started to wander.  The good thing about playing bass is that you can really use it to lead and set the tone for the entire rest of the band, forcing them all to change structure if need be.  They kinda have to follow you if you&#8217;re going a certain direction.  I gradually morphed it in a very tonal, almost classical direction, and that, combined with the jazz piano, became really beautiful.  It was as if we all were creating a simultaneous homage to Pianist by weaving a colorful musical tapestry for him.  The song climaxed and wound down with a simple scale in B major, which gave everything a depth, and a certain positive overtone.  It was transcendent.</p>
<p>By then, it was ten o&#8217;clock, so we packed up all of the instruments and went our separate ways.  We seemed to be walking on eggshells.  What do you say when someone drops a bombshell like that?  &#8216;I&#8217;m sorry&#8217; seems insulting, or anti-climactic, or insufficient at the very least.  Plus, it was the first (and last) time I ever saw any of those guys, so I was really at a loss.  I&#8217;m sure I stammered something tactful like, &#8220;Um, nice to meet you guys.  Good luck with the Parkinson&#8217;s&#8212;?&#8221;</p>
<p>As I was backing my ancient BMW out of the driveway, it slipped out of reverse gear, like it did occasionally.  It made a huge, metallic CLUNK sound which stopped the car in the middle of the street.  It sounded and felt as if I&#8217;d backed into something in the road, so I got out and looked behind me.  I saw nothing, so I got back in and drove home, albeit a bit nervously.  That was one of the most fun and also one of the strangest nights of music that I&#8217;ve ever experienced.</p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t done any improvisational nights lately, but I still think of that one.   I hope that Pianist is okay, and still playing.  I just looked up G, and he&#8217;s still out there playing.  And his music still doesn&#8217;t really do much for me.  He decided to record his album at his house, and spend the money to buy microphones and all that for himself.  I certainly can&#8217;t fault him for that, since that&#8217;s how I got started, but I do think that he&#8217;s the kind of person who could benefit from some editing and some outside influences.</p>
<p>And now I need to grab the cello, pack up the car and head over to tonight&#8217;s gig, but I&#8217;m glad to have been able to finally tell this story.  I really do hope that Pianist is okay, and that his Parkinson&#8217;s is under control.  I also want the best for G, and I hope that his career is going well.  I&#8217;ll keep tabs on him from a distance.  Who knows; maybe he&#8217;s doing the same for me.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 00:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was in high school, my brother and I were lucky enough to get to see Monty Python&#8217;s Graham Chapman in a very rare live performance.  It was 1986, and he appeared at the Masonic Temple (now the new wing of the Art Museum) here in Portland.  We begged our dad to let us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was in high school, my brother and I were lucky enough to get to see Monty Python&#8217;s Graham Chapman in a very rare live performance.  It was 1986, and he appeared at the Masonic Temple (now the new wing of the Art Museum) here in Portland.  We begged our dad to let us go, and he somewhat reluctantly agreed.  I think he knew how obsessed we were with Monty Python, and that this was quite probably a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see even one of them in person.</p>
<p>I still have my ticket stub floating around here somewhere.  It always turns up when I&#8217;m not looking for it, but it disappears again on the rare occasions that I need it.  I realize that this entry would be slightly more compelling if I could provide photographic proof, but for now, you&#8217;ll just have to take my word that I still have it.</p>
<p>That night at the dinner table, Dad gave us his equivalent of a warning.  &#8220;Now, British comedy tends to be a bit. . .<em>blue</em>, so they may say things that you guys aren&#8217;t used to hearing, and make some crude jokes.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah, Dad, we know what to expect.  We&#8217;ve watched Monty Python for years, and they&#8217;re definitely not &#8216;blue&#8217; or whatever.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Is there an opening act?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes.&#8221;</p>
<p>The present-day version of me will now step in and tell you that there was indeed an opening act, but we&#8217;d never heard of them, either before or since.  They were quite terrible.  In fact, I can remember only one line of their boring sketch comedy routines:   someone yelling, in a mock-drunken stupor, &#8220;<em>Start the fuckin&#8217; car!</em>&#8220;  Oh, the hilarity.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; Dad continued, &#8220;I&#8217;m sure you guys will be fine, but don&#8217;t be too surprised if <em>blah blah blue blah blah</em>&#8212;&#8221;  I don&#8217;t even remember the rest of what he said, actually.  I was much too excited to finish dinner and get downtown.</p>
<p>Dad drove us to the Masonic Temple and dropped us off by the door.  We waited in line, everyone buzzing with excitement, until the doors finally opened and the line of people was let in.  It was the first live comedy show we&#8217;d ever seen, and we expected to see Graham peeking out from behind a curtain or, if we were really lucky, sitting on one of the metal folding chairs in the audience somewhere.  We kept glancing around the room, hoping for a sighting.  The opening act came out and did their thing, and like I said, they were terrible.  The audience dutifully clapped, and some people even laughed a bit, but we thought it seemed like a mistake to have an opening act for a colossus like Graham Chapman.  Anyone coming between us and him was an unwelcome distraction.</p>
<p>After what seemed like forty-five minutes (because it probably was) of torturous comedy, Graham came out on stage.  He received a thunderous standing ovation before he settled into his part of the show.  It wasn&#8217;t a comedy performance, as such.  He mostly told stories, some of which were funny and some of which were not.  He talked about his new Dangerous Sports Club, which involved lots of skydiving and things, and warranted a longish slide show.  (I think Douglas Adams was in the DSC as well; I seem to recall him being in a picture or two in the slide show.)  Graham talked quite a bit about Monty Python, obviously, and told us a great story about how during the final season of Flying Circus, the censors started to suspect that one of the members was homosexual.  One of them was, of course, and it was Graham, although he was still publicly in the closet at the time.  But when the Pythons kept getting letters from the BBC saying You Guys Really Need To Do Something About This Homosexual Problem, it all came down at the exact same time that John Cleese decided to leave the group.  The remaining members took the funny opportunity to write to the BBC: <em> &#8220;Thank you for bringing this to our attention.  We have discovered the offending member, and he has since been sacked.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>My favorite moment of the show, however, was during the question-and-answer session near the end of the evening.  Most of the questions were the usual variety of softballs like, &#8220;Do you miss being in Monty Python?&#8221; or &#8220;How hard is it to get into comedy?&#8221;, but one guy stood up and asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s a <em>jindiggot?</em>&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;A what?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;A jindiggot.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but I&#8217;m afraid I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re referring to.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But you said it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Er, I don&#8217;t. . .<em>think</em> I did.&#8221;  Graham was gamely trying to answer the guy, but by this time, everyone was looking at each other in a what-in-the-world-is-this-guy-talking-about way.  We all turned and looked at him as he started to really get nervous.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah, you did.  It was in The Holy Grail. . .the scene with the French guy yelling insults at King Arthur from the top of the castle.  You said, &#8216;You and all your silly English <em>jindiggots</em>.&#8217; &#8221;</p>
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<p>At that point, everyone realized what he was talking about, and we all burst into peals of laughter.  The French knight couldn&#8217;t pronounce the word &#8216;knights&#8217;, so it sounded like &#8216;ken-NIG-ots.&#8221;  This guy had misheard the line and wondered for years what a &#8216;jindiggot&#8217; was.  Now Graham was performing in HIS town, and answering HIS question, which must have seemed like the most amazing opportunity in history.</p>
<p>&#8220;Um,&#8221; Graham said diplomatically, &#8220;there seems to be a slight misunderstanding.&#8221;  The audience was howling by now, as Graham had to good-naturedly explain the joke that everyone else in the world knew so well.  Furthermore, it was John Cleese who had spoken the line, not Graham.  Graham was King Arthur, standing at the base of the castle and the opposite end of the conversation, being taunted by Cleese&#8217;s French knight.  As the audience continued to laugh, the guy realized his mistakes and slunk low in his seat, presumably praying for a quick (and hopefully invisible) death.  That was definitely the highlight of the night, and no one had any further questions, so Graham took the opportunity to wrap up the show.  He thanked us and walked off to another thunderous standing ovation, after which he came bounding across the stage like a rabbit, with his fingers raised next to his head like rabbit ears.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I don&#8217;t think anyone knew yet that Graham had cancer.  When he died three years later, there were rumors of AIDS, but they proved to be unfounded.  The world was stunned; he wasn&#8217;t even fifty years old.  The other Pythons are all still alive and presumably well, but I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;ve never been to Portland.  It was a huge honor to have been able to see him here, and I certainly won&#8217;t forget it.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">R.I.P., Graham.  Happy Monty Python Day.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/article-0-05E63C6B0000044D-500_468x286.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3021" title="lifeofbrian" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/article-0-05E63C6B0000044D-500_468x286-300x183.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="183" /></a></p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 01:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Craigslist strikes again.  Or, rather, L.A. strikes again on Craigslist.  Things like this are what keep me checking in on it so regularly. Music Industry Intern Needed Date: 2011-02-03, 9:45AM PST Reply to:  [deleted] Los Angeles based singer/songwriter is looking for a driven individual seeking hands-on experience in the music industry. This internship will give [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Craigslist strikes again.  Or, rather, L.A. strikes again on Craigslist.  Things like this are what keep me checking in on it so regularly.</p>
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<h2>Music Industry Intern Needed</h2>
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<p>Date: 2011-02-03,  9:45AM PST<br />
Reply to:  [deleted]</p>
<p>Los Angeles based singer/songwriter is looking for a driven individual  seeking hands-on experience in the music industry.  This internship will  give you first hand experience in music venue booking, artist  management, public relations, and high level communication with  managment team.  This individual must have knowledge of local Portland  music scene.  We are only interested in individuals that are willing to  commit to atleast six months of service.  Must be interested in  pop/acoustic/folk music.</p>
<p>Though this is an unpaid internship, we will compensate the individual a  percentage for any booked gigs. Further details are available.<br />
Please attach resume to replied email.<br />
School credit is available.</p>
<p>Thank you.</p>
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<p>Riiiiiight.  This kind of ad may fly in L.A., which is where the person posting the ad is from, but Portland is definitely not L.A.  Any &#8216;driven individuals&#8217; who are likely to have that particular set of &#8216;high level&#8217; skills are most likely going to be other musicians, who will already be using those skills in order to further <em>their own</em> careers, rather than doing all of the busywork that musicians everywhere hate doing for themselves.</p>
<p>I hope the ad works for them, and that they find some poor, unsuspecting college student who will do what they want.  I just can&#8217;t imagine anybody being fooled by the spin, that&#8217;s all.  The L.A. schmooze machine drives me up the wall.  A musician from New York would <em>never</em> post an ad like this, with that imperious tone, as if they&#8217;re doing someone a gigantic favor by allowing them to experience the behind-the-scenes of the music industry by doing a bunch of thankless, shitty tasks.  Give me a break.</p>
<p>Maybe I should place an ad like this on Craigslist in Seattle, asking for someone to help carry my instruments around whenever I play up there.  &#8220;Although this is an unpaid position, the individual will be compensated with a drink ticket for every two instruments schlepped.  Must arrive hours before each gig to accommodate sound check.&#8221;  Maybe I should just pack up and move to L.A.  If I&#8217;m lucky, I might get to learn what the music industry is like by doing somebody else&#8217;s work for free.  If the stars align in just the right way, perhaps I&#8217;ll be able to have my own music career, and then, God willing, I can dangle the carrot of college credit in front of someone, so that they can call around and find places for me to work and play.</p>
<p>This is gonna be great.  I can hardly wait to start my new life.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 00:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the silence on the blog front.  I&#8217;m sure that those of you who&#8217;ve been checking in here at BFS&#38;T know by now that when I don&#8217;t write anything for a while, it usually means that I&#8217;ve been experiencing a deluge of activity in real life, which leaves precious little time for reflection, let [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the silence on the blog front.  I&#8217;m sure that those of you who&#8217;ve been checking in here at BFS&amp;T know by now that when I don&#8217;t write anything for a while, it usually means that I&#8217;ve been experiencing a deluge of activity in real life, which leaves precious little time for reflection, let alone writing.  This time has certainly been no exception, with lots of out-of-town gigs, lots of recording, and lots of gallivanting around the Pacific Northwest at all hours of the day and night.  Here&#8217;s the view from the cabaret venue where PolishCellist and I played in Seattle a week ago:</p>
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<p>IrishBand played in Astoria, Oregon last weekend, as part of a poetry festival that brought in the likes of <a href="http://www.billcarter.cc/">Bill Carter</a>.  There was a freak snowstorm that night, and we somehow found ourselves in the midst of a snowball fight or three, always with random people.  That was probably my favorite memory of the trip.  Also, should you find yourself in that neck of the woods, you owe it to yourself to pay a visit to <a href="http://www.clementesrestaurant.com/">Clemente&#8217;s</a> restaurant.  Their food is incredible, and they treated us like royalty during our stay there.  We became fast friends with the owners and staff.</p>
<p>In the midst of all this, my friend and I started a new band in which she sings and writes lyrics and melodies, while I write the music and play all the instruments on our recordings.  So far, I&#8217;ve been playing acoustic guitar at our gigs, but the recordings have lots of other instruments, so naturally, the subject of finding more band members arose.  I&#8217;ve been involved with the singer-songwriter scene for the last ten years, in which the members may change many times.  I&#8217;ve also been invited to join existing bands, whether to replace a member who has left, or to bring my own particular type of musicality to the band.  It&#8217;s been a really long time since I&#8217;ve played an active role in recruiting band members for a project of my own.  It&#8217;s exciting and daunting at the same time, and that calls for a story.</p>
<p>For about four years, I was the lead guitarist and producer for a woman who, for the pseudonymic purposes of this blog, will be called Bird.  Our original plan was for me to be the bass player, since good bass players are so hard to find, but after auditioning a few guitarists (and realizing that the overwhelming majority of guitarists play in the exact same blues-based way, which was of no interest to us), we decided that I should have that role and that we should seek a bass player instead.  We auditioned a couple of bassists, one of whom bragged about his ability to play the upright bass, but as soon as he pulled it out, it was obvious to us that he was clueless about it.  We finally did find a really good player, who had actually auditioned for us as a guitarist first, but was still interested even after he found out about our change of plans.</p>
<p>Once that hurdle was behind us, the search was on for a drummer.  The three of us knew that this would pose the biggest challenge, since good drummers are already scarce enough, and a newly-formed band has precious little to offer, financially speaking.  We started by posting an ad on ListByCraig, which turned up the usual suspects of tire-kickers and carless (sometimes even drumless!) slackers.  We then posted a free ad in MessengerGodAlternativePaper, which yielded us a couple of interesting prospects.  ProspectOne, in his late twenties, showed up with an endless series of stories about bands he&#8217;d been in and tours he&#8217;d been on, and the layers of stickers adorning his drum cases lent credence to his stories.  His playing, however, did not.  He was horrendous, and if you closed your eyes, you&#8217;d have thought that a seven-year-old was behind the drums.   We slogged through three or four songs (he&#8217;d driven clear across town to play with us, after all), then thanked him and told him we&#8217;d let him know.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/merry-kids-drums.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2816" title="OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/merry-kids-drums-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>Not long after that fiasco, we drove out to BeaverSuburb to play with ProspectTwo, a guy in his mid-forties who was becoming overwhelmed by his career as a doctor, and who wanted to spice up his life by reconnecting with his love of playing the drums.  He had a beautiful house, and a beautiful drum kit, and a beautiful PA system to sing through.  He cooked beautiful frittatas for us (I had to check the spelling of &#8216;frittatas&#8217; just now) and squeezed beautiful fresh orange juice for us by hand.  He was a great guy, and extremely intelligent, and we quite enjoyed his company.  His drumming, like that of the previous guy, left a bit to be desired.  His skills were not nearly as lacking as the other guy&#8217;s, certainly, but his playing was far from solid, and despite all the positive qualities he offered, we knew he would never be able to meet our drumming needs.</p>
<p>After that round of auditions, we were starting to become disillusioned, and (if I&#8217;m going to be completely honest) even a bit jaded.  We tried a new tactic, which was to actually pay money and place an ad in the Musicians Wanted section of the main weekly alternative paper in town, which provided us with a distinctly higher caliber of applicants.  The next person we auditioned was amazing.  He had just moved to Portland, he was a great player, and he had a great personality as well.  We felt like the four of us gelled as musicians, and we sounded like a real band for the first time.   After we had played through our list of songs, we sat around and chatted about Life In General, and about Music, and about Other Stuff too.  Before we knew it, another hour had passed.  Then, the subject of Money came up, and the atmosphere in the room completely changed.  He turned quiet and weird and defensive, and blurted out something about how he needed to be compensated for this and that if he was going to be in the band, and that he was used to making so much money in his other bands back in Colorado or wherever, and that if we couldn&#8217;t guarantee that much, he&#8217;d have to look elsewhere.  We had no delusions of grandeur, and we made it clear to everyone potentially involved that this was a brand new band, and we might never make money, but we believed in what we were doing, and we expected all of the members to feel the same way.  He made an awkward getaway, and the three of us were left scratching our heads.  Years later, he became a well-respected drummer around town, but I daresay that most people will remember him for being robbed and assaulted in the middle of the night while riding his bike, then being run over by TWO different cars driven by drunks who were friends caravanning home after a night of partying.  Both of them fled the scene.  Drummer did not survive, and the one driver that was convicted was sentenced to an insultingly small fine, a few days in jail, and a short time in a drug treatment program.  In a strange twist of musical fate, I was invited to play cello and accordion on a song that was written by a friend of mine a few months ago as a tribute to him.  The song has recently been released, and I just saw an update on SocialNetwork that said it will be played on a local music &#8216;spotlight&#8217; show tonight.</p>
<p>The final guy we met had also just moved to Portland from Yakima, which is where I grew up too.  He asked lots of pertinent questions about the songs, and played very tastefully and dynamically.  He even commented on Bird&#8217;s blue guitar, which he said matched his blue drum set, and meant that he was &#8216;in.&#8217;  He was our guy, and we all knew it.  The lineup was complete.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bird.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2815 alignnone" title="bird" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bird-258x300.jpg" alt="" width="258" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>The four of us played together for the next few years, until the electric version of the Bird band split up and morphed into an acoustic lineup that didn&#8217;t involve the three of us.  But we&#8217;re all still friends, and Bassist and Drummer are still out and about.  They even play together in a new incarnation of a really great band that&#8217;s been around for a while.  Drummer was lucky enough to tour with the Canadian band <a href="http://www.paperboys.com/Paperboys/Home.html">The Paperboys</a>, which was a tremendous opportunity, not least of which because they were his favorite band.</p>
<p>We tried out a keyboard player for a month or two, but he could never make time to rehearse with us or learn the songs, and he was going to Australia, and he always wanted to come to my place and videotape my hands when I played the parts, so that he could learn them exactly.  He always seemed to have a reason why he didn&#8217;t know the songs.  To be fair to him, he was a genuinely nice guy, and he even came to watch a couple of our early shows, but it didn&#8217;t quite work to have him in the band.</p>
<p>This is what the audition process is like, ladies and gentlemen.  It&#8217;s challenging, and grueling, and fun, and interesting, and frustrating, but ultimately rewarding, and it&#8217;s a necessary part of the musical life.  The good news is that I&#8217;m not just starting out anymore, and I know a bunch of people, and I have lots more experience under my metaphorical belt, and I have a MOSTLY<del></del> good reputation, but it&#8217;s still going to be a tough process.  Who knows; I may even end up being the drummer in this new band.  For now, the biggest news is that the two of us submitted a song to the annual compilation of up-and-coming Portland bands, and we&#8217;ll find out this spring if we make the cut or not.  IrishBand submitted a song too, and both songs are very unusual in the overall Portland &#8216;scene&#8217;, which I believe will help our chances immensely.</p>
<p>Naturally, I&#8217;ll keep you posted.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 00:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who live around the country, or indeed the world, there&#8217;s a new show on the Independent Film Channel called Portlandia.  It&#8217;s presented as a sketch comedy, but it really feels more like a documentary about our fair city, albeit one with its tongue planted firmly in its cheek. The m.o. for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you who live around the country, or indeed the world, there&#8217;s a new show on the Independent Film Channel called <a href="http://www.ifc.com/portlandia/" target="_self">Portlandia</a>.  It&#8217;s presented as a sketch comedy, but it really feels more like a documentary about our fair city, albeit one with its tongue planted firmly in its cheek.</p>
<p>The m.o. for the show is to highlight some of the quirks, the oddities, and sometimes even the preciousness that Portland seems to have, and that must make people who live elsewhere scratch their heads at some of the things that go on here.</p>
<p>As if by magic, an ad appeared on Craigslist the other day, and was re-posted on the Facebook page for the show.  The ad is hilarious and a bit creepy, and almost uncannily Portland.</p>
<blockquote><p>rooms &amp; shares/Alberta Arts district:</p>
<p>one and a half rooms in basement under faith oriented home, with high  moral values. Felons and lumberjacks welcome. possibility of limited  bathroom usage. must be comfortable around the transgender community.  discount on rent with help in our vegan sausage meat packing production.  the half room in basement is shared with my gerbil  farm. must be open  to swingers night on saturday<br />
About J Lockin: funtional male meat cutter in transgender transition. and not in recovery. Main manager of gerbil farm.<br />
About Annabell: Organic Farmer, 24, recently divorced looking for a gentleman (with stamina!) to help in garden<br />
About  Katrina O: young dancer at downtown club, 23, enjoys tattoos and indie rock, and anal sex<br />
You?<br />
[phone number deleted]</p></blockquote>
<p>The fact that they&#8217;re swingers just makes every single part of this ad seem like a euphemism, but my favorite part is that they&#8217;re all vegan meat packers.  This thing has to be a joke.  It just has to be.  There are too many double entendres (not to mention the huge issues!) for it to have the slightest hint of the remotest possibility of the smallest germ of SPECULATION about being real.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s still funny, though.</p>
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		<title>best of BFS&amp;T, 2010 edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 23:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2010 has been very strange.  At the beginning of the year, I was still on blogging hiatus, so it took a while to get back up to speed.  Springtime was crazy, with lots of great musical endeavors and memorable trips.  By the summer, both my life and this blog went into overdrive, when I really [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2010 has been very strange.  At the beginning of the year, I was still on blogging hiatus, so it took a while to get back up to speed.  Springtime was crazy, with lots of great musical endeavors and memorable trips.  By the summer, both my life and this blog went into overdrive, when I really started writing again, and found my full stride while sharing <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">a bit too much</span> about my childhood.  Suddenly it was October, which is the month of my birth, but this year was also the month of my stepdad&#8217;s death, which has sent everything into a tailspin since then.  A surreal trip to Yakima for the funeral was followed by multiple trips to Seattle, both for gigs and for family functions.</p>
<p>There were some standout moments from this last year that didn&#8217;t manage to make it into the blog, for various reasons.  For example, here&#8217;s a video of a particularly interesting recording session that I was lucky enough to be involved with, albeit in a small way.  A local singer-songwriter, who is also a friend, put the word out on SocialNetwork that she wanted to create a cacaphony of 50 pianos, all playing an F chord at the same time.  I jumped at the chance.  She rented a piano showroom downtown, and my friend and I (and forty eight or so other people) joined in to participate.  I brought my camera to capture a bit of the action.<br />
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<p>Another memorable moment from this last year was Trek in the Park.  This theater group gets together every year to re-create a famous episode from the original Star Trek television series.  This year&#8217;s was <a href="http://www.cbs.com/classics/star_trek/video/?pid=K5PkhpQ8zmjMI59VIr8Ew_5qyhJfug1b" target="_blank">Space Seed</a>, in which we meet the infamous character Khan (who returned in the movie The Wrath of Khan).  It was a very well-done production, with live music and everything. . .and it was all free of charge.  Here&#8217;s the climactic fight sequence between Kirk and Khan.<br />
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<p>IrishBand released our self-titled EP this year, as well as an amazing animated video that a friend created for us.  I would post that here, but our band name is very unusual, hence the pseudonym.  To celebrate, we went to Port Townsend, Washington (the hometown of three of the band members, and an adopted home away from home for the rest of us) to play a CD release party and catch the Rhododendron Festival and parade and everything.  It&#8217;s always a huge party weekend for PT, and this year was the tenth reunion for PT High School, which included Violinist and a bunch of other friends, so I actually went to the reunion barbecue in Chetzemoka Park during the afternoon, since I knew so many of the people there.  (God forbid that I actually go to any of my own class reunions; I haven&#8217;t yet.)  I also performed in the parade, in disguise, as an honorary member of <a href="http://www.nandatown.com/" target="_blank">Nanda</a>.  I&#8217;m the guy with the Mexican wrestling mask, playing the bass, miming along to the dance music that was blaring from the speakers in the back of the truck.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/IMG_5413.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2758" title="IMG_5413" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/IMG_5413-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>I had the opportunity to see the <a href="http://www.orsymphony.org/" target="_blank">Oregon Symphony</a> perform many times this last year, with some pretty big-name performers.  Violinists Midori and Hilary Hahn, violinist Pinchas Zukerman and his cellist wife Amanda Forsyth (who, incidentally, gave a cello master class at the Old Church that afternoon, which I also attended, even though I&#8217;m far from being a cello master) who performed Brahms&#8217;s Double Concerto together, and a number of others.  This month, I have a ticket for pianist Emanuel Ax&#8217;s concert, which I&#8217;m very much looking forward to.  Yo-Yo Ma performed here a month or so ago, but his concert was sold out in the spring, only a few weeks after tickets went on sale.  Curses.</p>
<p>So it&#8217;s been a good year, overall, but I&#8217;m really hoping that 2011 is better, or less confusing at the very least.  I have lofty goals for the upcoming year, which include finding a job, finding love and a real relationship, taking care of some things that have been dogging me for a while now, and producing more CD&#8217;s.  I have a bit of news on the music front, actually.  A friend of mine hurt her arms a year ago, and has since been unable to play the piano, but that hasn&#8217;t stopped her from singing, or from writing lyrics and melodies, or from having tons of ideas.  She e-mailed me at some point to ask what people in her position do in the music business.  I told her I don&#8217;t know about &#8216;the music business&#8217;, but I&#8217;d love to give the songs a listen, and that maybe I could put music to them.  She sent me some mp3&#8242;s, and I instantly felt like I knew where the songs should go.  They felt familiar without being predictable, which is always a good sign.  That was about two months ago, and we already have five or six collaborations in the works.  Pretty awesome and exciting.</p>
<p>In other news, December is the fourth anniversary of this blog, so it seems appropriate to have a little birthday party, no?  Come on, let&#8217;s have some sis-boom-bah.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Happy_Birthday.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2756" title="Happy_Birthday" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Happy_Birthday-206x300.jpg" alt="" width="206" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>So anyway, on to the Best Of.  Here are the lists of what I consider to the best entries BFS&amp;T has to offer from this past year, which naturally includes a list of the most interesting dreams, as well.  Enjoy!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">THE ENTRIES:</span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/steamcon/" target="_self">SteamCon</a> &#8211; the steampunk convention in Seattle in which PolishCellist and I played, and had a total blast doing so</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/tragedy/" target="_self">tragedy</a> &#8211; the death of Stepdad</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/struggle/" target="_self">struggle</a> &#8211; the early aftermath of the death of Stepdad</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/sitting-here-thinking-about-the-holocaust/" target="_self">sitting here thinking about the Holocaust</a> &#8211; one of the funniest things I&#8217;ve ever heard on the radio</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/folk-festival-fun/" target="_self">folk festival fun</a> &#8211; Portland Folk Festival, starring IrishBand, Dan Bern, Roll Out Cowboy, etc.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/im-an-a-hole/" target="_self">I&#8217;m kind of an a-hole</a> &#8211; see for yourself</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/birthday_present/" target="_self">birthday present</a> &#8211; prostitute schmostitute</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/the-unicorn-code/" target="_self">the unicorn code</a> &#8211; love it, learn it, LIVE IT</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/no-ones-laughing/" target="_self">no one&#8217;s laughing</a> &#8211; a peek into our family dynamics</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/deja-vu/" target="_self">déja vu</a> &#8211; what it feels like, and a friend who claims to never have experienced one</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/the-truth-is-out-there/" target="_self">the truth is out there</a> &#8211; interesting UFO story, I promise</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/its-not-for-shaving/" target="_self">it&#8217;s not for shaving</a> &#8211; Occam&#8217;s Razor, and how it applies to recording music</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/what-if-it-is-2/" target="_self">what if it is?</a> &#8211; a very memorable and touching moment from the show <a href="http://www.hbo.com/six-feet-under/index.html" target="_blank">Six Feet Under</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: right;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">THE CHILDHOOD STORIES:</span></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/shuttlecock/">shuttlecock</a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/love-and-curiosity/" target="_self">love and curiosity</a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/he-aint-heavy-hes-my-brother/" target="_self">he ain&#8217;t heavy, he&#8217;s my brother</a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/the-final-innocent-tryst/" target="_self">the final innocent tryst</a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="../synchronicity-2/" target="_self">synchronicity</a></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">THE DREAMS:</span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/lights-camera-dream/" target="_self">lights, camera, dream</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/festival-dream/" target="_self">festival dream</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/shape-shifters/" target="_self">shape shifters</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/inimitable-and-imitable/" target="_self">inimitable and imitable</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/subconscious-and-libido/" target="_self">subconscious and libido</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/this-needs-a-name/" target="_self">this needs a name</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/frozen/" target="_self">frozen</a></p>
<p>Just in case this wasn&#8217;t enough for your insatiable appetite for blog entries, here&#8217;s the <a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/best-of-bfst-2009-edition/" target="_self">Best of BFS&amp;T 2009</a> entry, for your gluttonous pleasure.</p>
<p>Thanks for being here and reading all this, and for supporting this blog for such a long time now.  I really appreciate it.  I hope we all have an excellent New Year&#8217;s Eve, and Day, and that 2011 allows us to learn, and to grow, and to change for the better, a little bit each day.</p>
<p>Happy New Year!</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 07:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just realized that in my blog hiatus I had forgotten to share some pictures and stories from a few weeks ago, when the Portland Folk Festival was happening here in town.  IrishBand played a sweat-drenched set that the reviewer from WeeklyAlternativeNewspaper favorably compared to a &#8220;grange hall punk show&#8221; that was &#8220;a fine balance [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just realized that in my blog hiatus I had forgotten to share some pictures and stories from a few weeks ago, when the Portland Folk Festival was happening here in town.  IrishBand played a sweat-drenched set that the reviewer from WeeklyAlternativeNewspaper favorably compared to a &#8220;grange hall punk show&#8221; that was &#8220;a fine balance  of exactitude and slop,&#8221; which sounds about right.  That&#8217;s pretty much our <em>modus operandi</em>.   Our friend Dr. Something from <a href="http://crappyindiemusic.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Crappy Indie Music</a> was there, and she sketched us, as well as the other two bands who played that night.  Totally amazing!  (I&#8217;m the one with the accordion, by the way.)  She seems to have a thing for our rhythm section, and who can blame her?  They&#8217;re strapping young lads, as you can see.  I love the way she made each of us look like our real selves, particularly Drummer and Violinist.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/know_fenbi.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2484" title="know_fenbi" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/know_fenbi-300x193.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="193" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knowtodd.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2486" title="knowtodd" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knowtodd-168x300.jpg" alt="" width="168" height="300" /></a> <a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/know_fenbi_2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2485" title="know_fenbi_2" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/know_fenbi_2-300x195.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="195" /></a></p>
<p>That was one of the most rockin&#8217; and fun shows we&#8217;ve ever had, quite honestly, and certainly one of the sweatiest.  My tie was still damp the next morning.</p>
<p>Another cool thing about that night of the Folk Festival was that a couple of us got the opportunity to see a tremendous new documentary called <a href="http://www.rolloutcowboy.com/" target="_blank">Roll Out, Cowboy</a>, which is about Chris Sand, a.k.a. Sandman the Rappin&#8217; Cowboy.  It&#8217;s a very well done, sympathetic, and touching story about his interesting, bucolic, and somewhat disparate life.  I got to meet the filmmaker, Elizabeth, at the screening, who returned the favor by coming to our show later that evening.  Next time she&#8217;s in town, she said, she&#8217;d like to do a short interview film about us.  Naturally, we&#8217;re going to jump at that opportunity.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t quite remember the chronology of everything, since in addition to all this, I had a ton of other things happening, including a huge birthday party for at least four friends and a gig/birthday party all in the same weekend, so it&#8217;s a bit of a blur.  Be that as it may, I&#8217;m gonna give it a shot.  My friend John and I got to see <a href="http://www.myspace.com/seaofbees" target="_blank">Sea of Bees</a> downtown at Backspace, and we both kinda fell in love with them.  I particularly fell in love with the lead guitarist, who was a beautiful blonde girl, and a very cool and tasteful guitarist to boot, which is always nice.  Their show was great and very &#8216;low-fi&#8217;, but the CD is very polished and tight in a way that the show was not.  Both incarnations are excellent, and I highly recommend either or both.</p>
<p>John and I also made it a point to catch the inimitable <a href="http://www.danbern.com/" target="_blank">Dan Bern</a> on Misssissippi Street, doing a set of his childrens&#8217; songs, after which we kidnapped him and took him to the food carts a bit farther on Mississippi to catch up and talk.  John got sushi, while Dan and I opted for some deliciousness from <a href="http://www.foodcartsportland.com/2009/11/06/native-bowl/" target="_blank">Native Bowl.</a> I don&#8217;t know if you remember this or not (and due to the blogging hiatus, I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if you don&#8217;t), I got the opportunity to play with Dan when he was in town about six months ago, thanks in a large part to John.  I played accordion and sang harmonies, until one of my accordion straps broke (which made it unplayable), so I set it down and turned around to jump behind the piano instead.  Here&#8217;s a blurry picture; the blob in front with the guitar is Dan, and the blob sitting at the piano is me.  I think this picture was taken during the song &#8220;God Said No&#8221;, which I thought was particularly beautiful that night.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/22164_296727857857_686652857_3543264_6196919_n.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2487" title="Todd and Dan" src="http://www.beautifulfunnysadandtrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/22164_296727857857_686652857_3543264_6196919_n-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>Anyway.</p>
<p>Another huge highlight of the festival was <a href="http://www.mattkeating.com/news.html" target="_blank">Matt Keating</a>, a guy with whom I was not previously familiar, although he had appeared on John&#8217;s <a href="http://hellocruelworld.org/" target="_blank">old radio show</a> (which has since found a new lease on life in <a href="http://podcast.kzme.fm/JohnBJones/?p=home" target="_blank">podcast form</a>, thanks to the up-and-coming <a href="http://www.kzme.fm/" target="_blank">KZME</a>) once or twice a few years back, so the two of them were friends already.  John and I arrived at the Jade Lounge at the appointed time, to find that we and Matt&#8217;s family were the only ones in attendance.  The bartender told us that they had pushed back the performance by an hour, so the group of us decided to eat dinner and hang out together.  With lots of other families, this would have been awkward at best, but Matt&#8217;s family is so outgoing and fun that we felt completely welcome and at ease.  After a while, we somewhat hilariously split off by gender; Matt, John and I discussed music and things at our own table, and Matt&#8217;s female family members talked about whatever &#8216;girly&#8217; stuff they talked about.   :)</p>
<p>Matt was scheduled to be on John&#8217;s <a href="http://www.anodyneradio.com/" target="_blank">newer radio show</a> later that night, and since we&#8217;d all had such a great time at dinner, John proposed that I bring my accordion to the station and accompany Matt, despite having only heard the three songs I&#8217;d heard at his gig.  Matt was game to let me sit in, and showing up with an instrument and improvising is a hobby of mine, so I was excited too.  It turned out great, and Matt even invited me to play a show with him later that week, with a guitarist friend of his, <a href="http://http://www.myspace.com/speckrecordsmusic" target="_blank">John Vecchiarelli</a> (who is an amazing and talented songwriter in his own right) on snare drum, and me on accordion.  Matt called our impromptu band Freedom Tickler, which is just plain brilliant.</p>
<p>See what happens when I don&#8217;t blog for a while?  It&#8217;s not that I haven&#8217;t had things to write about, I just haven&#8217;t <em>felt like </em>writing, and I haven&#8217;t had two spare seconds to rub together in order to process all the things that have been happening.</p>
<p>In other news, keep your eyes on this space for the short film in which my friend Danielle and I acted.  It should be edited and available for viewing (and hopefully for sharing) within the next week or so.  I&#8217;m really excited to see that.</p>
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